Jokes about tents

- Where would you advise us to put up tents? - tourists ask
local resident.
- Down in the meadow. There are already about a dozen tents there.
- Are there any entertainments in your area?
- Yes, once a week I let my bull out into the meadow.

After a stormy night and excessive drinking, Rzhevsky crawls out of the tent,
looks around and says philosophically:
- God, what a fog!..
Natasha crawls out behind him and says, yawning:
- Lieutenant, you should first remove the condom from your head, and then do it
such conclusions.

Announcement:
I'm exchanging the two-person tent for a baby stroller.
The tent is almost new, only used once.

The blonde is going on a tourist trip:
- We need to take a thong... so, what else? Ah, thongs! What else? Yes, thongs.
Mom tells her:
- Daughter, at least you took a tent.
- Mom, there will be thongs - there will be a tent, there will be a sleeping bag, everything will be.

Two men went hiking in winter . Night, snowstorm, tent. We went to bed.
In the morning one to another:
- 1:0
- In terms of??
- Well, I’ll see you at night....
A year has passed. The same again. Again night, snowstorm, tent.
Morning dialogue:
- 1:1
- In terms of??
- Well, I like you like you did me a year ago.
- SO I WAS JOKING!!!
- Well then - 0:1

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