If you don't mind, I'll pause for a second to tell you about the events of the extreme avalanche morning to share with you another gem of Nepali English. The photo shows a fragment of the menu from our lodge with the mystical text “has born with one fried egg“. Obviously, this meant the traditional American dish hashbrown (potato pancakes). But our consciousness, inflamed by the miner, perceived the inscription more directly. We thought that we were being offered to take pity and end the suffering of a certain creature born with one fried egg by eating it for dinner... No one dared
